blueb0ttle

this entry is amber and kat, althought it may seem it's all amber.

well, we made it back from dallas alive.

yesterday kathleen and i went to a tpsa convention at the Hyatt in dallas. it was free for me 'cause i work at specs and cost 10 dollars for her. we had a bus chartered, which was sweet. we thought the bus ride there was going to be dull, but it actually ended up being pretty fun thanks to a man named jimmy. he spent the whole trip saying childish perverted things. like asking kathleen if he could take a poop on her chest and if he could put her boob in his mouth. he also entertained us with some cotton candy. he fit a huge ball full in his mouth. we were like, wow. Kathleen wasn't offended or anything. I think she's used to the unimaginable retardisms that flow from the mouths of the penised humans. At first we weren't part of "the group" because they weren't part of my Specs location, but it only took us a couple of minutes to make sure that if there were a cool crowd that we'd be part or all of it!!
Once at the convention, we tried to hang around with Jason, Jason, and Dee, but of course we eventually lost each other. There was a vender selling coca cola products. Oh my god! But we were there for the drinkin. One of the first booths we went to, was the one we ended up visitng the most, which had an alchohol containing energy drink called gruv. Kathleen officiated herself as the official wandering spokesperson for the product. We hadn't eaten so we got buzzed kind of fast, so we had to find the free food. I found a tray with every kind of cheese you could possibly imagine. And there were turkey sandwiches next to the Foot display. There we so many lovely ladies there. Kat got her picture taken with the official Budweiser girls, Jagermeister, Patron, and even a Playboy bunny. I got a picture with Playboy bunny as well. Febuary 2005 bitch. Her name was Amber as well. We drew a huge crowd to the Playboy booth. They had a professional photographer there taking pictures and giving them to us. Elvis was there pimping his wines. Then we met the wandering manwhore, who we all know as Capitan Morgan. He was promoting his new drink called Tattoo. There were so many women just coming up and grabbing his ass. He didn't seem to care though. I think he felt like a piece of meat, unfortunately I think he liked it; and Kathleen also got her hands on a little more than captain morgans rum.... no really!! It was like being a really sexy woman at a nice club,ya know. All the drinks you want absolutely free of charge, and let me tell you about this cop Kathleen saw.....SEXY. He kept winking at her... She wasn't unfaithful physically with anyone, but if thoughts and words counted...she is a pimp! She was macking hard core on the fellas. Jeremy O'boyle wanted Kathleen, annoyingly so..... he got the priviledge to ride home on our laps, lucky bastard. He was way too horny to be 30 years old. It actually scares me to see that even at thirty a man can't be mature about their sexuality. I'm talking horny BIG TIME... creepy.....He is nice though. Kathleen really liked the bus driver. he was very down to earth, and he has some of the funkiest music selections. You would of though that the music was sponsered by VH1 mediaocre music of all ages.I was pimpin the fellas too, because when kathleen and I are hanging out its my jobs to pimp on the fellas with her! Damn, I should of got laid yesterday.....I was tire anyway. Kathleen thinks that this guy Ryan that I work with likes me, she's probably right, I'm one sexy bitch. Everytime he saw me he'd make it a point to stop and draw attention to himself by yelling loudly my direction. Poor kid, he loves me so much that he's trained his bladder to my bladder timing.... lets just say i bumped into him more than once over the, mr. slick. Every time i saw him, he'd ask where he was. I'm saving myself for Jeremy Ross. I dont want to contaminate myself with the googley stares of others. Yes i have tits!! helllloooo!!! look at someone elses for a change! alright, well, i drank enough to keep it short today... well to be honest I have forgotten alot of the details..... thanks captin morgan, and all those who helped me achieve my goals of intoxication... i love you.. good night!!